The Cool And The Lame Of House Church

CHURCH                    COOL                                        LAME

  • Seating               armchairs and couches              no back pew to hide on
  • Bathroom           always nearby                             everyone notices
  • Music                 if there’s a DJ                              if it’s an attempt to Kum-By-Ya
  • No Sermon        teaching is interactive                  if you’re a preacher
  • DIY Potential      anyone can do it                         if you want to be paid
  • Size                   small is intimate                           bad for babe scouting
  • Cuisine              bring on the love feast                 no more church hall potlucks
  • Movement         room-floating encouraged           expect to be interrupted by cats
  • Security             less likely bomb target                 who took my CD’s?
  • Speed               it could happen tonight                could happen tonight, your house


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